August 3, 2016

Knock Knock Dad Jokes

These Hilarious Dad knock knock jokes will knock your socks off.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting, squawking parrot.
Interrupting, squawking parr-
SQUAWKKKKKKKKKK!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Awe, don’t cry it’s just a knock knock joke.

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Cow-go.
Cow-go who?
No. Cow go MOO!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Oswald.
Oswald who?
Oswald my gum!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Nuisance.
Nuisance who?
What’s nuisance yesterday

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Dwight.
Dwight who?
Dwight way is better than the wrong way!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Barbie.
Barbie who?
Barbie Q Chicken!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I have my key, can you let me in?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body home?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mickey.
Mickey who?
Mickey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Barbie
Barbie who?
Barbie Q Chicken!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwight.
Dwight who?
Dwight way is better than the wrong way!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Pizza really great guy!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, silly. Cows go “moo!”

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better knock-knock
joke than this!

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